So, my sweet Mario, on his was to buy a cool new grill at Lowes, asks just before he leaves, if I needed anything else (always sooo thoughtful!). I, of course, have to give him that last little bit of wifely crap before he leaves, and say “Don’t forget to say ‘hi’ to your girlfriend while your out” He chimes back, chuckling, “I don’t have a girlfriend”. Then Devin pops in and says, “Y eah, you do. Ann Marie.” We all laughed and then explained about ex-girlfriends and such. Still, it was really, really funny.

With faces like that, what’s not to love. BTW…these aren’t my goats….mine don’t pose for pictures.

Well, either that or for the first girl he brings home that I don’t like. Sadly, if I wore that and had my picture taken, it would end up on some lame email that gets forwarded around the world 20 times for people to laugh at and yet….he’s kinda cute.

I was checking a fellow bloggers website for an update…..which he hasn’t done in almost 2 months!!! (hint hint!) and I found this quote on his quote generator and I laughed my ass off.

“I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.”

I am not quite sure if I am happy about this or not. I was taking Devin to a function at church with a bunch of other kids. When we got there, they loaded in the bus, and it was soon appearant that he was much liked as all of the kids we’re happy to see him. Before I ended up leaving, they we’re fighting over who gets to sit by him and chanting his name. CHANTING his name….I mean really, he’s not Krishna or buddha.

When I was his age I was a complete dork, I personally think that the kids went out of their way to not even SAY my name! I had try go out and MAKE my friends and work HARD to keep them from converting to the cool kids. No friend handouts for me. Then again….by time I was in high school, I was hardened and cold by my experiences…which at that time was, of course, cool! But even when I WAS cool, no one ever chanted MY name, and people still don’t wanna sit next to me on the bus.

Must be the stupid little town.

Sorry I haven’t posted in ages! So much has been going on and I am just now starting to recover. We had the Keithmans over for 4 glorious days….I’ll post more on that later. I promise I’ll post more soon, right now I wanna catch up on all my TiVo shows!

Going fast…one puppy…..all shots….house trained….very artistic….runs well, only one or two bad habits, otherwise in fairly good condition. Free to a good home, actually, he’s just free. Get him before he goes on eBay!

Can you guess which one is the Buddha and which one is my baby?

Damn…that had to hurt! From left to right….my super chicken egg, a normal egg from the same chicken and a store bought jumbo egg. I wonder what that egg would classify as….Colossal?

That poor chicken deserved a c-section and an epidural.