How much did you give her?

For more interesting questions and answers, check out the site of the day. http://homesteadingtoday.com/vb/index.php?

Sadly enough….it’s a site I visit almost every day!

We finally got some decent snow! Six inches and it was the best kind of snow for building snowmen!

We’ve all seen the warnig labels, “May cause cancer”, “Contains Trans-fats”, “Not for children under 3″…etc…etc. Well, I can think of a few things that need warning labels that do not have them.

These Items need the following warning labels:
Any diary product – “May cause embarrassing gas”
Non-diet Soda – “May rot your teeth”
Diet Soda – “May taste like crap”
Any unassembled childs toy – “Will cause frustration and lost pieces”
Coffee – “May stain teeth”
Toilet Paper – “If used too vigorously, may stick to ass”
Gold Canyon Candles – “May be addictive”
Chocolate – “May make you fat”
Band-Aids – “May be painful when removed”
Socks – “Wash after every use”
Underwear – (see socks)
Computers – “May delete files at will”
Oreos – “Don’t smile after eating and before brushing”
Marriage – “Not to be undertaken lightly”
Garlic – “Will give you bad breath”