The Gift

The Ramblings of a Big City Girl Gone South

Archive for March, 2005

Have you ever tipped a cow?

How much did you give her?

For more interesting questions and answers, check out the site of the day.

Sadly enough….it’s a site I visit almost every day!

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  • Snow Day

    We finally got some decent snow! Six inches and it was the best kind of snow for building snowmen!

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  • Warning Labels

    We’ve all seen the warnig labels, “May cause cancer”, “Contains Trans-fats”, “Not for children under 3″…etc…etc. Well, I can think of a few things that need warning labels that do not have them.

    These Items need the following warning labels:
    Any diary product – “May cause embarrassing gas”
    Non-diet Soda – “May rot your teeth”
    Diet Soda – “May taste like crap”
    Any unassembled childs toy – “Will cause frustration and lost pieces”
    Coffee – “May stain teeth”
    Toilet Paper – “If used too vigorously, may stick to ass”
    Gold Canyon Candles – “May be addictive”
    Chocolate – “May make you fat”
    Band-Aids – “May be painful when removed”
    Socks – “Wash after every use”
    Underwear – (see socks)
    Computers – “May delete files at will”
    Oreos – “Don’t smile after eating and before brushing”
    Marriage – “Not to be undertaken lightly”
    Garlic – “Will give you bad breath”

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