We’ve all seen the warnig labels, “May cause cancer”, “Contains Trans-fats”, “Not for children under 3″…etc…etc. Well, I can think of a few things that need warning labels that do not have them.

These Items need the following warning labels:
Any diary product - “May cause embarrassing gas”
Non-diet Soda - “May rot your teeth”
Diet Soda - “May taste like crap”
Any unassembled childs toy - “Will cause frustration and lost pieces”
Coffee - “May stain teeth”
Toilet Paper - “If used too vigorously, may stick to ass”
Gold Canyon Candles - “May be addictive”
Chocolate - “May make you fat”
Band-Aids - “May be painful when removed”
Socks - “Wash after every use”
Underwear - (see socks)
Computers - “May delete files at will”
Oreos - “Don’t smile after eating and before brushing”
Marriage - “Not to be undertaken lightly”
Garlic - “Will give you bad breath”