{"id":57,"date":"2006-03-16T17:07:28","date_gmt":"2006-03-16T22:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/57\/"},"modified":"2006-03-21T14:46:02","modified_gmt":"2006-03-21T19:46:02","slug":"57","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/57\/","title":{"rendered":"The dogs ate my sons homework"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img id=\"image56\"alt=homework.JPG src=\"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/03\/homework.JPG\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I can see the note to the teacher now&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Scruggs,<\/p>\n<p>Devin didn&#8217;t do his homework last night because my dog ate his homework.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry,<br \/>\nMrs. Delgado<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes we have to make up lies becasue the truth is too funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can see the note to the teacher now&#8230;. Mrs. Scruggs, Devin didn&#8217;t do his homework last night because my dog ate his homework. Sorry, Mrs. Delgado Sometimes we have to make up lies becasue the truth is too funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}