{"id":31,"date":"2005-06-30T13:17:06","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T20:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2005-06-30T13:23:30","modified_gmt":"2005-06-30T20:23:30","slug":"witty-and-charming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/witty-and-charming\/","title":{"rendered":"Witty and Charming"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know….all morning I have been trying to think of something witty and charming to post about, but dammit, I just don’t feel witty and charming. I think I am fighting some kind of infection from sticking a pair of pruning shears into my knee. Maybe it’s just a bug of laziness, either way, I still don’t feel witty and charming. Luckily, we have corporate commercial America to keep us up when we feel down.<\/p>\n

My latest obsession has been entering sweepstakes. While browsing the latest in celebrity gossip, I saw a banner for a sweepstakes that I felt compelled to enter. (And this new obsession is probably going to land me on every mailing list on the internet) I wasn’t quite prepared for what I saw….and luckily it was good enough to share….even if you don’t enter the sweepstakes, which I didn’t because it actually required me to get off my ass and mail something. Here is the link of what I saw…<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.allwashclub.com\/softentrump\/home.html<\/p>\n

Not sure which is my favorite, they are all quite amusing. So amusing, in fact, that I decided to share it with Devin, a mistake I regretted afterwards. Devin kept shouting “do it again mom! Hooray! Now the top one!” Just like that commercial for the minivan crashing with the 2 kids….now the red one Bob! What about your car? <\/p>\n

At least I am still witty and charming to him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know….all morning I have been trying to think of something witty and charming to post about, but dammit, I just don’t feel witty and charming. I think I am fighting some kind of infection from sticking a pair of pruning shears into my knee. Maybe it’s just a bug of laziness, either way, I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}