TOP REASONS NOT TO WORK FROM HOME
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\nNo one to email when the refrigerator gets stinky from mystery leftovers<\/p>\n
Too many quiet places to take a nap<\/p>\n
No one to call when the internet connection is slow<\/p>\n
Arthur, Barney, and Callou<\/p>\n
No handy soda machine with juicy choices for a nice cold beverage<\/p>\n
14 mile drive to get a cold soda of my choice<\/p>\n
I now own more pieces of sleepwear than workwear<\/p>\n
Impulse Naps<\/p>\n
My car now looks more like my old cubicle<\/p>\n
Naps to recover from my impulse naps<\/p>\n
No one to complain to when the coffee is gone…ok there wasn’t any one before but at least there was someone to hear me bitch about it<\/p>\n
No one offers to pick up lunch when I am buried in work<\/p>\n
14 mile drive for 1 fast food restaurant<\/p>\n
The litter box<\/p>\n
Not sleeping at night from too many naps<\/p>\n
Too much time alone with a box of popsicles<\/p>\n
My couch<\/p>\n
No free lunches<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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