We’ve all seen the warnig labels, “May cause cancer”, “Contains Trans-fats”, “Not for children under 3″…etc…etc. Well, I can think of a few things that need warning labels that do not have them.<\/p>\n
These Items need the following warning labels:
\nAny diary product – “May cause embarrassing gas”
\nNon-diet Soda – “May rot your teeth”
\nDiet Soda – “May taste like crap”
\nAny unassembled childs toy – “Will cause frustration and lost pieces”
\nCoffee – “May stain teeth”
\nToilet Paper – “If used too vigorously, may stick to ass”
\nGold Canyon Candles – “May be addictive”
\nChocolate – “May make you fat”
\nBand-Aids – “May be painful when removed”
\nSocks – “Wash after every use”
\nUnderwear – (see socks)
\nComputers – “May delete files at will”
\nOreos – “Don’t smile after eating and before brushing”
\nMarriage – “Not to be undertaken lightly”
\nGarlic – “Will give you bad breath”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
We’ve all seen the warnig labels, “May cause cancer”, “Contains Trans-fats”, “Not for children under 3″…etc…etc. Well, I can think of a few things that need warning labels that do not have them. These Items need the following warning labels: Any diary product – “May cause embarrassing gas” Non-diet Soda – “May rot your teeth” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/corrieann.seraphworks.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}